Chew-proof porch bed
Two summers in, the seams held.
SUPPER'S OVER. HE'S ALREADY OUT THERE.
Good gear for
animals that
live outside.
(And the ones that wished they did.)
PASTURE PETS · THE ONES EVERYBODY COMES FOR
Yes, we know why you're here.
Teddy Cows are how half of you found this store. They're wonderful, they're ridiculous, and they are not a lawn ornament. Here's what one actually costs to keep.
Read this before you buy oneOff the porch rail
FIVE THINGS WORTH THE MONEY THIS WEEK
Galvanized fount, 5 gal
The cheap one's fine. Really.
Mini-breed halter
Fits a Teddy Cow without choking her.
Barn-cat bowl, steel
Won't blow off the step.
FARM PHOTO
Sorghum biscuits
Gone by Friday.
01THE HEART OF THE STORE
Porch Dogs
Beds that survive a July storm, collars that outlast the dog, and the $40 answer to the $300 question. This is where most people come in and most people stay.
All of Porch Dogs
02MINI CATTLE & HOBBY LIVESTOCK
Pasture Pets
Teddy Cows are wonderful. They're also several hundred pounds of hair with opinions. Halters, minerals, fencing, and honest expectations from people who've done the vet bill.
All of Pasture Pets03NIGERIAN DWARFS, PYGMIES & THE FENCING
Goat Rodeo
They will stand on your truck. They will find the one loose panel in a hundred feet of fence. Buy the fencing first — everything else on this shelf is easier than admitting that.
All of Goat Rodeo
Walk on out
THE PEN, THE BARN, THE YARD
04
Barn Cats
A dog store that keeps a shelf for cats, because half the porches around here have both. Bowls, boxes, barn-tough everything.
All of Barn Cats →
05
Yard Birds
Feeders, founts, grit, and the coop hardware nobody sells you until the raccoon has already figured out the latch.
All of Yard Birds →THE GUIDES
We already bought the wrong one.
THE HOUSE DOCTRINE
Buy the 90%-as-good workhorse at half the price.
We don't stock the boutique stuff and we don't take your money. We tell you which cheap thing holds up through a Southern summer, which one splits by August, and where to go get it.
Who's behind the counter
Two brothers and their sister, running a supply store the way a feed store runs. If something is recommended here, one of the three of us has owned it, hosed it off, and watched what August did to it.
JT
BUYS IT, BREAKS IT, WRITES IT UP
Erik
KEEPS THE YARD BIRDS ALIVE
Emily
THE ONE WHO ANSWERS YOU
We don't take your money — the stores do. That's on purpose. It means we can tell you the $14 one is fine.
HOW WE PICK THINGS →
PORCH LIGHT'S ON · A FREE PUBLIC DIRECTORY · NO ADS
Find a vet
Veterinarians by state and county. Emergency and after-hours clinics come first, with the phone number set big. No rankings, no sponsored placements, nothing to buy.
If it's an emergency, call before you drive.
NEAREST 24-HOUR TO YOU
County Animal Emergency
(555) 555-0139
OPEN NOW · 24 HR
Large Animal, On Call
(555) 555-0204
ON CALL · CATTLE & EQUINE
SAMPLE LISTINGS — REAL DATA PENDING
THE TRAMEL FARMS SHELF
A real farm, one shelf,
and no story we made up.
Goods from a family farm we actually know. Their photographs, their words, their names on it. We put it on the shelf and tell you when it lands — and when it's gone, it's gone.
See what's on the shelfFARM-SUPPLIED IMAGE ONLY
NO STOCK, NO INVENTED FARM
NO STOCK, NO INVENTED FARM
AWAITING PHOTOS
FROM THE FAMILY
FROM THE FAMILY